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bwhdon acton at onramp.bz
Sat Mar 27 06:33:30 PST 2004


Now that is the type of State of the Nation speech Id like to here.

Don


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> >Athought some might want to read
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> >WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE  TV THAT TUESDAY NIGHT AND SEE G.W.
> >BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
> >
> >My fellow Americans:
> >As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
> >Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
> >mission in Iraq is complete.
> >This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> >forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
> >It  is now time to begin the reckoning.
> >Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
> >which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short.
> >The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of
the
> >countries listed there.
> >The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> >world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> >copies of both lists later this evening.
> >Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> >nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> >during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> >Iraqi war.
> >The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> >hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money
> >toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will
> >hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
> >earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
> >To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace  deal
> >now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> >Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables,
too.
> >I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> >Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> >from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> >diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
tickets
> >to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
> >don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
> >tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over
> >to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.   Since we are
going
> >to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> >pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> >his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have
a
> >couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm
> >gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your
> >oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
> >treaty---starting now.
> >It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
> >Some will accuse us of isolationism.
> >I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help
> >folks live a decent life around the world has only earned ! us the
undying
> >enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
> >It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
> >homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from
> >America.
> >To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
> >
> >To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
> >God bless America.
> >Thank you and good night.
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