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[Richard Fink Sr]

>Athought some might want to read
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>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE  TV THAT TUESDAY NIGHT AND SEE G.W. 
>BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
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>My fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our 
>mission in Iraq is complete.
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American 
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>It  is now time to begin the reckoning.
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries 
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. 
>The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the 
>countries listed there.
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the 
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing 
>copies of both lists later this evening.
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those 
>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved 
>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the 
>Iraqi war.
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world 
>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this  money 
>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will 
>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the 
>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace  deal 
>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to 
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, 
>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring 
>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN 
>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets 
>to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I 
>don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets 
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over 
>to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.   Since we are going 
>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not 
>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and 
>his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a 
>couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm 
>gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your 
>oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA 
>treaty---starting now.
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
>Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help 
>folks live a decent life around the world has only earned ! us the undying 
>enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate 
>homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from 
>America.
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
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>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>God bless America.
>Thank you and good night.