[AT] Wisdom of our time...

[H. L. Staples]

You are not drunk 
If you can lie on the floor 
Without holding on.  
 
 
We have enough youth. 
How about a fountain of "smart"?  
 
 
The original point and click interface 
Was a Smith & Wesson.  
 
 
A fool and his money 
Can throw one heck of a party.  
 
 
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES 
USE BIRTH CONTROL  
 
 
Money isn't everything, 
But it sure keeps the kids in touch. 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed 
Skydiving is not for you.  
 
 
Reality is only an illusion 
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.  
 
 
We are born naked, wet and hungry. 
Then things get worse.  
 
 
Red meat is not bad for you 
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 
 
 
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers 
Give the rest a bad name.  
 
 
Alabama state motto: 
 
At least we're not Mississippi  
 
 
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO 
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. 
 
 
 
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could
identify their corporate sponsors.