[AT] Must be a tractor lover
H. L. Staples
hlstaples at mcloudteleco.com
Tue Feb 8 07:54:14 PST 2005
Another blonde joke, sorry.
Homer walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this
blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 o'clock news comes on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building
preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he
will jump?" Homer says, "YES, I bet he'll jump". The blonde replied,
Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed
her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."
Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock
news and knew he would jump."
"The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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