[AT] Fw: a bear on the roof

charlie hill chill8 at cox.net
Mon Dec 19 04:34:13 PST 2005


No Mattias I think he laughed himself to death at  a ripe old age.

Charlie
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From: "Mattias Kessén" <mattias at linderson-mark-bygg.se>
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> No I don't know of him. I hope he didn't die in a hunting accident.
>
> /Mattias
>
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> Mattias I guess you probably don't know about the famous American comedian
> Jerry Clower who died recently.  He recounts racoon (coon) hunting with 
> his
> cousin Marcel Ledbetter.  Marcel climbs a tree to get what he thought was 
> a
> coon but turned out to be a Lynx.  The Lynx attacks him in the tree top.
> Marcel yells down to his other cousin who has the gun.  "Shoot up here
> amongst (among)  us.  One of us has got to have some relief".
>
> Charlie
>
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>> Thanks for sharing an making me laugh.
>>
>> /Mattias
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>> Skickat: den 14 december 2005 19:14
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>>
>> Cecil Monson passed this story along to a few of us about a year ago,
>> thought you might enjoy it.  H. L.          "I don't usually pass on 
>> jokes
>> that come to me as I figure they are all over the internet by the time I
>> get
>> them but this one gave me a good chuckle this morning and I decided to
>> pass
>> it on."   Cecil       ----------------------   "Bear On a Roof"   The
>> insurance man wakes up one morning to find a bear the roof of his upstate
>> New York mansion. So he looks in the yellow pages and - sure enough -
>> there's an ad for "Bear Removers."   He calls the number, and the bear
>> remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and
>> gets
>> out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean
>> old
>> pit bull.   "What are you going to do?" the wealthy insurance man asks.
>> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go 
>> up
>> there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
>> bear
>> falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
>> The
>> bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the 
>> back
>> of the van."   He hands the shotgun to the Ray.   "What's the shotgun
>> for?"
>> asks the insurance industry magnet.   "If the bear knocks me off the 
>> roof,
>> shoot the dog!"     -- The nicest thing about telling the truth is you
>> never
>> have to wonder what you said.   Cecil E Monson Lucille Hand-Monson
>> Mountainville, New York   Just a little east of the North Pole   Allis
>> Chalmers tractors and equipment   Free advice
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