[AT] Fw: a bear on the roof

[charlie hill]

Mattias I guess you probably don't know about the famous American comedian 
Jerry Clower who died recently.  He recounts racoon (coon) hunting with his 
cousin Marcel Ledbetter.  Marcel climbs a tree to get what he thought was a 
coon but turned out to be a Lynx.  The Lynx attacks him in the tree top. 
Marcel yells down to his other cousin who has the gun.  "Shoot up here 
amongst (among)  us.  One of us has got to have some relief".

Charlie


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> Thanks for sharing an making me laugh.
>
> /Mattias
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> Cecil Monson passed this story along to a few of us about a year ago,
> thought you might enjoy it.  H. L.          "I don't usually pass on jokes
> that come to me as I figure they are all over the internet by the time I 
> get
> them but this one gave me a good chuckle this morning and I decided to 
> pass
> it on."   Cecil       ----------------------   "Bear On a Roof"   The
> insurance man wakes up one morning to find a bear the roof of his upstate
> New York mansion. So he looks in the yellow pages and - sure enough -
> there's an ad for "Bear Removers."   He calls the number, and the bear
> remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and 
> gets
> out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean 
> old
> pit bull.   "What are you going to do?" the wealthy insurance man asks.
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
> there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the 
> bear
> falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. 
> The
> bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
> of the van."   He hands the shotgun to the Ray.   "What's the shotgun 
> for?"
> asks the insurance industry magnet.   "If the bear knocks me off the roof,
> shoot the dog!"     -- The nicest thing about telling the truth is you 
> never
> have to wonder what you said.   Cecil E Monson Lucille Hand-Monson
> Mountainville, New York   Just a little east of the North Pole   Allis
> Chalmers tractors and equipment   Free advice
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