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[Mattias Kessén]

Thanks for sharing an making me laugh.

/Mattias

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Skickat: den 14 december 2005 19:14
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Cecil Monson passed this story along to a few of us about a year ago,
thought you might enjoy it.  H. L.          "I don't usually pass on jokes
that come to me as I figure they are all over the internet by the time I get
them but this one gave me a good chuckle this morning and I decided to pass
it on."   Cecil       ----------------------   "Bear On a Roof"   The
insurance man wakes up one morning to find a bear the roof of his upstate
New York mansion. So he looks in the yellow pages and - sure enough -
there's an ad for "Bear Removers."   He calls the number, and the bear
remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets
out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old
pit bull.   "What are you going to do?" the wealthy insurance man asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The
bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
of the van."   He hands the shotgun to the Ray.   "What's the shotgun for?"
asks the insurance industry magnet.   "If the bear knocks me off the roof,
shoot the dog!"     -- The nicest thing about telling the truth is you never
have to wonder what you said.   Cecil E Monson Lucille Hand-Monson
Mountainville, New York   Just a little east of the North Pole   Allis
Chalmers tractors and equipment   Free advice
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