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[DAVIESW739 at aol.com]

Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or  Southern Republican?



Here is a little test that will help you  decide what you really are.

Question: How do you tell the difference  between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer  can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a  deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic  Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you,  screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You  are
carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere  seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you  do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not  enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or  oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to  attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What  about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and  knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this  situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into  it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message  does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be  happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would  he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold  on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call  9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes,  have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that  would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to  debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to  a
consensus.

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Republican's  Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's  Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!  click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those  the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Walt Davies
Cooper  Hollow Farm
Monmouth, OR 97361
503 623-0460