[AT] stock mergers way way OFF TOPIC

[H. L. Staples]

Investment Tips for 2005: Be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these
consolidations in the near future: 

1.  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
 Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace   

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join  forces and
become: Poly, Warner, Cracker 

3. 3M  will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood   

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining  will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa 

5.  FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP 

6. Fairchild  Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell 
Honeychild 

7. Grey Poupon and  Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants   

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women  will become: Knott NOW!