 four people on a train

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the
Swiss Alps, are a
French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a
young blonde Swiss
girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman
has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped
the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to
grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped
the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me
instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can smack
that Frenchman again


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