[AT] off topic , really confused

[Bo Hinch]

*Subject:* My New Reality



*My New Reality = really confused!!*




*It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want
to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me
regardless of what I have become.*



*The following is a recap of my current identity:*





*I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.*





*I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.*




*I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.*





*I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally
of big business.*





*I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.*







*I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.*





*I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media
tells me, which makes me a reactionary.*




*I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes
me a xenophobe.*







*I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police
and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.*







*I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each
individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.*







*I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at
graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.*







*I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens,
which makes me a militarist.*







*Please help me come to terms with this, because I’m not sure who I am
anymore!*




*Newest problem ? I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.*



Please , somebody HELP me