[AT] H. L. Staples

Mogrits mogrits at gmail.com
Tue Jan 20 09:52:55 PST 2015


Sad to hear of his passing. As Steve Offiler mentioned before, we have
made, and lost, some awfully fine men among this group.

Warren

On Tue, Jan 20, 2015 at 11:53 AM, Herb Metz <metz-h.b at comcast.net> wrote:

> Yes, H.L. enjoyed jokes.
> Barbara and I last saw Billie and H.L. when we visited their farm in May
> 2005 when we were at Pawnee, OK tractor show featuring Allis Chalmers. They
> were doing ok, but were considering cutting back on their vegetable
> farming.
> Several years before that he brought a couple shoe boxes of Juliet tomatoes
> along to Portland.  Juliets hit the spot because of taste and just the
> right
> size for snacking; double the size of a more common Sweet Grape. The next
> year he sent us seeds; they now are in several catalogs. Several years
> later
> I shared with H.L. that we now had three other venders selling Juliets at
> local Farmers Market.  Google noted Staples Redbud Vegetable Farm, but no
> specific address.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dean VP
> Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2015 1:27 AM
> To: 'Antique tractor email discussion group'
> Subject: Re: [AT] H. L. Staples
>
> I went through some of my archived emails and wasn't able to determine
> exactly which one was HL's last email but found many of his jokes that he
> published on the list. Here is one from 2009 I believe:
>
> -----
> The Old Rancher
>
> The banker saw his old friend Tom, an old rancher, in town.
>
> Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
> marrying a 'mail order' bride.
>
> Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
> assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
> bride to be. Tom proudly said,
>
> 'She'll be thirty-one in November.'
>
> Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
> sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an old man.
>
> Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
> suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
> the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
>
> Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
> afternoon.
>
> About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
>
> 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
>
> The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And
> how's
> the hired hand?'
>
> Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
>
> Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
> -----
>
>
>
> Dean VP
> Apache Junction, AZ
>
> The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
> right
> time, but also to leave unsaid  the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: at-bounces at lists.antique-tractor.com
> [mailto:at-bounces at lists.antique-tractor.com] On Behalf Of charlie hill
> Sent: Monday, January 19, 2015 10:25 PM
> To: Antique tractor email discussion group
> Subject: Re: [AT] H. L. Staples
>
> Me too Steve but I bet they are having a mighty good time at the
> big tractor show on the other side.
>
> Charlie
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Steve Offiler
> Sent: Monday, January 19, 2015 7:53 PM
> To: Antique tractor email discussion group
> Subject: Re: [AT] H. L. Staples
>
> H.L. and George Willer and Cecil Monson and Mike Sloane and I apologize
> profusely for anyone I have overlooked... I miss all of these fine
> gentlemen
> greatly.
>
> Steve O.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> > On Jan 19, 2015, at 7:29 PM, "charlie hill" <charliehill at embarqmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > Oh, I’m so sorry to read of HL's passing.  He was a true gentleman
> > and a credit to our group.
> >
> > Charlie Hill
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: jtchall at nc.rr.com
> > Sent: Monday, January 19, 2015 7:20 PM
> > To: Antique tractor email discussion group
> > Subject: Re: [AT] H. L. Staples
> >
> > I just went scrolling through my emails and did not see anything from him
> > dating back to 2012. I generally only save the threads that interest me
> or
> > are related to equipment I have. Had he been sick?
> >
> > John Hall
>
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