[AT] Spam> Re: now Heart concerns

[Dave Rotigel]

OF ANTIQUE TRACTOR OWNERS AND DOCTORS

An antique tractor owner was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he
opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment
for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to
the clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Tractor Owner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in
the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Tractor Owner: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to
recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Tractor Owner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in
the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Tractor Owner: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Tractor Ownerr: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Tractor Owner: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."