[AT] New Lawn Tractor

David Rotigel rotigel at me.com
Wed Apr 29 15:37:33 PDT 2015


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
	Dave

On Apr 29, 2015, at 6:18 PM, Chuck Saunders <gooberdog at gmail.com> wrote:

> I'm not sure who was the winner there Charlie. Could be a shrewd lawyer
> trick
> Chuck
> 
> On Wednesday, April 29, 2015, charlie hill <charliehill at embarqmail.com>
> wrote:
> 
>> Greg a few years back a friend of mine took a chain saw to the home of
>> another friend and
>> asked him to help him get it sawing better.  My other friend told him his
>> chain was worn out
>> to get a new one.  He did and installed the chain himself.  A few days
>> later
>> he went back to
>> my friend and said "I can't get this saw to cut a thing.  Do you want it?"
>> My friend says "yeah
>> I'll take it"  The guys says it's yours and leaves.  My friend took the
>> chain off and turned it
>> around and has been using it ever since.
>> 
>> Another friend, wife of a lawyer, came home one day to find her husband in
>> the yard with
>> the JD dealer with a new lawn tractor on the ground and the guy getting
>> ready to load up
>> the rear engine, pull start Snapper they owned.  She asked what was going
>> on.  He said he
>> couldn't start it and was tired of fooling with it.  The JD dealers driver
>> chimed in that he
>> couldn't get it started either.  She reached down at the front near the
>> pedals
>> and turned the key, pulled the cord once and it purred like a kitten.
>> She had the driver take the JD back and told her husband to take
>> care of the lawyering and let her take care of the mowing.
>> 
>> Charlie
>> 
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Greg Hass
>> Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2015 2:43 PM
>> To: at at lists.antique-tractor.com <javascript:;>
>> Subject: Re: [AT] New Lawn Tractor
>> 
>> A few years ago a local independent hardware owner took in a trade on a
>> new mower (he sold Simplicity mowers). The trade in was only one year
>> old (don't know the make) and did not run. He traded it because he was
>> farming and in a hurry and got mad that a one season old mower won't
>> run. Obviously, he got very little on the trade as the hardware owner
>> had no idea what it would cost to repair it. After a month or so the
>> hardware owner told his sons, who worked with him , that they should
>> look at the mower and either get it running or scrape it and get it out
>> of the way. The long and short of it was that being almost out of gas
>> the farmers wife drove it over to the fuel barrels and filled the mower
>> with diesel fuel. After draining and flushing the fuel system the
>> hardware owner made a good profit on the trade-in.
>>           Greg Hass
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