[AT] Fw: How to call the police when you are old Old but still funny

[Mattias Kessén]

It's funny though, but it's supposed to be true over here too.

Mattias

2010/7/8 H. L. Staples <hlstaples at mcloudteleco.com>

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> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
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> WHEN YOU'RE OLD
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> AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
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> George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up
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> bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
> which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
> go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
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> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
> He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing
> from me.
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> Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
> doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."
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> George said, "Okay."
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> He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
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> "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
> stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
> because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right
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> " and he hung up.
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> Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire
> Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
> and caught the burglars red-handed.
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> One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot
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> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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> True Story! I LOVE IT!
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> Don't mess with old people.
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> Live well, laugh often, love much!!!
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