[AT] Wisdom of our time...

[charliehill]

H.L.  I have a friend who is a small town lawyer.  He does minor criminal 
cases, traffic violations, real estate transfers and anything that is fairly 
easy and spends his free time hunting.  Not a bad guy.   He once had a DWI 
case where he quoted some famous poem that says something like   ........... 
you aren't drunk if you can rise to drink some more.........  The judge 
didn't buy it.

Charlie
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "H. L. Staples" <hlstaples at mcloudteleco.com>
To: "Antique tractor" <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
Sent: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 10:21 AM
Subject: [AT] Wisdom of our time...


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> You are not drunk
> If you can lie on the floor
> Without holding on.
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> We have enough youth.
> How about a fountain of "smart"?
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> The original point and click interface
> Was a Smith & Wesson.
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> A fool and his money
> Can throw one heck of a party.
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> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
> USE BIRTH CONTROL
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> Money isn't everything,
> But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
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> If at first you don't succeed
> Skydiving is not for you.
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> Reality is only an illusion
> That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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> We are born naked, wet and hungry.
> Then things get worse.
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> Red meat is not bad for you
> Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
> Give the rest a bad name.
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> Alabama state motto:
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> At least we're not Mississippi
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> ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
> MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
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> I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could
> identify their corporate sponsors.
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