[AT] Fw: Fast thinking

[charliehill]

H.L.  I heard it a little different.

Bubba and Joe Bill were in the diner and a well dressed lady (could have 
been that IRS lady I guess) started to choke.  Bubba finished his pie, put 
down his cigarette, went over,  pulled down the ladies skirt and proceeded 
to drag his tongue slowly up between the cheeks of her buttocks.  The 
startled lady coughed up whatever she was choking on.

Joe Bill was amazed.  He said "BUBBA you're a hero!"  I've heard of that 
hinneylick maneuver before but it's the first time Ive ever seen it done.

Charlie
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "H. L. Staples" <hlstaples at mcloudteleco.com>
To: "Antique tractor" <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 4:09 PM
Subject: [AT] Fw: Fast thinking


>
>
>
>
>
>
> A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
> He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
>
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping
> him on the back.
>
> The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
> Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting  for help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman,
> in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
> newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
> looks up, put s her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
> it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
> across the  restaurant.
>
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
> takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently 
> at
> first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
> convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
> catches in her free hand.
>
> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father 
> and
> walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
> effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
> saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
> fantastic.  Are you a doctor? "
>
> 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S..'
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> AT mailing list
> http://www.antique-tractor.com/mailman/listinfo/at