[AT] How Stimulus Works

[H. L. Staples]

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. 

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from 
Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. 

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then 
works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the 
job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100
profit 
for me." 

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 
"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 
profit for me." 

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the 
White House official and whispers, "$2,700." 

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the 
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" 

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we 
hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." 

"Done!" reply's the government official. 

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.