[AT] Stimulus $'s Allocations

charliehill charliehill at embarqmail.com
Wed Feb 18 09:57:07 PST 2009


IT WAS A JOKE HANK
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Subject: Re: [AT] Stimulus $'s Allocations


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> Where are you buying your wine that you can get $214 from the
> recycling refund?  Last I checked the refund was between $.05 and
> $.10/bottle, and only 11 states have it (mine isn't on the list).  At
> the more expensive price you are looking at 2140 bottles of wine for
> $1000, or $.47/bottle.
>
> I don't drink wine, so I'm not expert, but from what I've heard cheap
> wine is anything under $10/bottle.  This is mostly used for pickles,
> but once in a while a wino will be desperate enough to drink it.
> Should we assume something about your drinking habits?  :)
>
> Quoting bellville1 at gmail.com:
>
>> Investment advice for these troubled times
>>
>>
>> Retirement Planning
>> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now 
>> be
>> worth $49.00.
>> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
>> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
>> left.
>> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drank all
>> the wine, then
>> turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have had 
>> $214.00.
>> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink 
>> heavily
>> and recycle.
>>
>>
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