[AT] testing system/ funny / Fwd: Firewood

[steve sewell]

>
>MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
>
>"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s 
>hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it 
>inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They 
>search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open 
>every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>"Yep!"
>"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
>


steve


Steve Sewell
Albany, Ohio USA
sewell at atis.net
sewell at ohio.edu