[AT] testing system/ funny / Fwd: Firewood

[Grant Brians]

This could almost be a Bob Newhart bit! It is in the tradition of  Utah 
Phillips....
           Grant
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "steve sewell" <sewell at oak.cats.ohiou.edu>
To: "antique tractor email discussion group" <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:26 PM
Subject: [AT] testing system/ funny / Fwd: Firewood


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>>MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
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>>"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>>"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s
>>hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
>>inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
>>search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
>>every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and 
>>leave.
>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>>"Yeah!"
>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>"Yep!"
>>"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
>>
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> Steve Sewell
> Albany, Ohio USA
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