[AT] The Old Rancher/perhaps OT

[H. L. Staples]

The Old Rancher

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an old rancher, in town. 

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was 
marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom 
assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, 

'She'll be thirty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the 
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon. 

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's
the hired hand?' 

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old Guys.