[AT] Off Topic The Farmer and the Old Lady

[Phil Auten]

Irma! I'm blushing! (while ROFLMAO)  :o)

Phil

At 02:43 PM 1/31/2007, you wrote:
>The Farmer and the Old Lady
>
>A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. 
>They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far 
>and would just walk home.
>
>On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket 
>and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked 
>up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the 
>store he now had a problem -- how to carry all of his purchases home.
>
>While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old 
>lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to 
>get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter 
>of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there 
>but I can't carry this lot."
>
>The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the 
>bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm 
>and carry the goose in your other hand?"
>
>"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
>
>On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. 
>We'll be there in no time."
>
>The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a 
>lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when 
>we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up 
>my skirt, and have your way with me?"
>
>The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon 
>of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I 
>possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
>
>The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the 
>bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."