[AT] Spam, farming and vegetables, can you believe it?
Richard Fink Sr
nancydick at pennswoods.net
Wed Feb 28 16:55:56 PST 2007
Grant you would need to hire armed guards for the fields if that word
ever got out =-O
R Fink
At 10:03 PM 2/27/2007 -0800, you wrote:
>As I was reading the last several days of email and especially the
>ATIS posts, I came to an interesting realization. Interspersed
>between the mail I was interested in was lots of spam, largely for
>sexual performance treatments or miracle stocks. I then noted yet
>another couple of the spam that had Rutabaga in the title. Now I
>raise Rutabagas, in fact I am the only commercial grower of
>Rutabagas in my county and the largest grower or second largest
>grower of them in my part of California. As a result I glanced a
>second time at the title of these messages that included Rutabaga
>and then I started wondering about this. Are Rutabagas associated
>with sexual performance in some segment of the population I am
>unaware of? Can I use this apparent connection to boost my sales of
>Rutabagas and maybe the price too - as, obviously sexual performance
>enhancement makes a LOT of money for someone!!!!
> Or maybe I am taking this the wrong way and all I need to do is
> start selling Rutabagas on my new website and my farm will
> instantly become a GOLDMINE as promised in the stock spam messages!
> Wow, I am already seeing the scenario! I can plant field after
> field of my magic Rutabagas and then I will be able to buy some of
> our overpriced farmland around here with the profits! Wow, I will
> be able to outbid the real estate speculators for that class 1 land
> around town! That's it! I can sell the Rutabagas AND open a
> Rutabaga GOLDMINE!!!! I can see it already........ Oh darn, I just
> remembered that SPAM is only chopped and reconstituted waste from
> the slaughter process of pork/ham and that spam in the emailbox is
> just a useless waste of bandwidth. GRRRRR and here I had this whole
> farming Rutabagas profit thing figured out.
> SIGH. Oh well, tomorrow I go back to real world farming and my
> day starts at 4:30AM as always.
> Grant Brians
> Hollister, California
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