[AT] Spam, farming and vegetables, can you believe it?

[Richard Fink Sr]

Grant you would need to hire armed guards for the fields if that word 
ever got out =-O
R Fink



At 10:03 PM 2/27/2007 -0800, you wrote:
>As I was reading the last several days of email and especially the 
>ATIS posts, I came to an interesting realization. Interspersed 
>between the mail I was interested in was lots of spam, largely for 
>sexual performance treatments or miracle stocks. I then noted yet 
>another couple of the spam that had Rutabaga in the title. Now I 
>raise Rutabagas, in fact I am the only commercial grower of 
>Rutabagas in my county and the largest grower or second largest 
>grower of them in my part of California. As a result I glanced a 
>second time at the title of these messages that included Rutabaga 
>and then I started wondering about this. Are Rutabagas associated 
>with sexual performance in some segment of the population I am 
>unaware of? Can I use this apparent connection to boost my sales of 
>Rutabagas and maybe the price too - as, obviously sexual performance 
>enhancement makes a LOT of money for someone!!!!
>    Or maybe I am taking this the wrong way and all I need to do is 
> start selling Rutabagas on my new website and my farm will 
> instantly become a GOLDMINE as promised in the stock spam messages! 
> Wow, I am already seeing the scenario! I can plant field after 
> field of my magic Rutabagas and then I will be able to buy some of 
> our overpriced farmland around here with the profits! Wow, I will 
> be able to outbid the real estate speculators for that class 1 land 
> around town! That's it! I can sell the Rutabagas AND open a 
> Rutabaga GOLDMINE!!!! I can see it already........ Oh darn, I just 
> remembered that SPAM is only chopped and reconstituted waste from 
> the slaughter process of pork/ham and that spam in the emailbox is 
> just a useless waste of bandwidth. GRRRRR and here I had this whole 
> farming Rutabagas profit thing figured out.
>     SIGH. Oh well, tomorrow I go back to real world farming and my 
> day starts at 4:30AM as always.
>            Grant Brians
>            Hollister, California
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