[AT] the Dancer

[Kevin]

the Dancer
  One day a forth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.  All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawer, and so forth.
   However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear.  Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money."
   The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
   "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."