[AT] Fw: a bear on the roof

[Mattias Kessén]

:-)

2007/2/10, Richard Fink Sr <nancydick at pennswoods.net>:
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> HL got a chuckle when Cecil sent that one and still do
> R Fink
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> At 12:14 PM 2/9/2007 -0600, you wrote:
> >
> >
> >This is a little story that Cecil sent to several of his friends here on
> >ATIS.  I sent this through about a year ago, with the mention of Cecil on
> a
> >number of posts lately, I thought it might be nice to send it again.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >From: Cecil E Monson
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> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >Subject: a bear on the roof
> >
> >
> >
> >   I don't usually pass on jokes that come to me as I figure
> >
> >they are all over the internet by the time I get them but this one
> >
> >gave me a good chuckle this morning and I decided to pass it on.
> >
> >
> >
> >Cecil
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> >
> >
> >     ----------------------
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> >
> >"Bear On a Roof"
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> >
> >
> >The insurance man wakes up one morning to find
> >
> >a bear the roof of his upstate New York mansion.
> >
> >So he looks in the yellow pages and - sure enough -
> >
> >there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
> >
> >
> >
> >He calls the number, and the bear remover says
> >
> >he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives
> >
> >and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball
> >
> >bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >"What are you going to do?" the wealthy insurance man
> >
> >asks.
> >
> >
> >
> >"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm
> >
> >going to go up  there and knock the bear off the roof with
> >
> >this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is
> >
> >trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The  bear will
> >
> >then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
> >
> >in the back of the van."
> >
> >
> >
> >He hands the shotgun to the Ray.
> >
> >
> >
> >"What's the shotgun for?" asks the insurance industry
> >
> >magnet.
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> >
> >
> >"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
> >
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> >
> >--
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> >The nicest thing about telling the truth is you never have to wonder
> >
> >what you said.
> >
> >
> >
> >Cecil E Monson
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