[AT] Fw: a bear on the roof

[Richard Fink Sr]

HL got a chuckle when Cecil sent that one and still do
R Fink


At 12:14 PM 2/9/2007 -0600, you wrote:
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>This is a little story that Cecil sent to several of his friends here on
>ATIS.  I sent this through about a year ago, with the mention of Cecil on a
>number of posts lately, I thought it might be nice to send it again.
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>From: Cecil E Monson
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>Subject: a bear on the roof
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>   I don't usually pass on jokes that come to me as I figure
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>they are all over the internet by the time I get them but this one
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>gave me a good chuckle this morning and I decided to pass it on.
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>Cecil
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>"Bear On a Roof"
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>The insurance man wakes up one morning to find
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>a bear the roof of his upstate New York mansion.
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>So he looks in the yellow pages and - sure enough -
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>there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
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>He calls the number, and the bear remover says
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>he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives
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>and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball
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>bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.
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>"What are you going to do?" the wealthy insurance man
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>asks.
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>"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm
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>going to go up  there and knock the bear off the roof with
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>this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is
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>trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The  bear will
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>then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
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>in the back of the van."
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>He hands the shotgun to the Ray.
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>"What's the shotgun for?" asks the insurance industry
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>magnet.
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>"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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>The nicest thing about telling the truth is you never have to wonder
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>what you said.
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>Cecil E Monson
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>Lucille Hand-Monson
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