[AT] old expressions

[Gordon Hart]

My expression for the times I get really drunk is" Tipping my hat to the 
fence post and speaking to all strangers" now that makes  "your hair hurt 
the next day".Or "Drunker than a waltzing piss ant".

In construction we talk of something being "Straight as an Arrow" but the 
oppistie is " Looks like a drunk indian going to shit"
or  if it is eally bad it looks like "a hat ful of assholes"

Gordon
NW Ark