[AT] old expressions

[CEE VILL]

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>One around here comes to mind for this site: "He'd argue with a compass."
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Chuckle, chuckle.  Cool.  I like that one.  Guess we all know a couple of 
those types.


When I am trying to fix some old piece of junk or another, my wife often 
tells me  "You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear."  (like I really 
wanted a silk purse, didn't I?) That makes me feel about as handy as a left 
handed monkey wrench.  Then there is the tire on the tractor "that is 
flatter than a Flounder" (certain adjective omitted) .  While we are at it, 
"don't force it, get a bigger hammer".


Charlie






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> > I always liked "slower than molasses in the wintertime".....
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> > >      We had this one:
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> > >      "You can't out-pee a skunk in a peeing contest"
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> > >      Ted
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