[AT] old expressions "Brass Monkey"

pga2 at hot1.net pga2 at hot1.net
Thu Aug 3 10:30:06 PDT 2006


I used to work for an ex-Navy man. He would refer to things like this as
"sea stories". I asked and he told me "A sea story is any story that
begins 'Now this is no s*%t'. ".

Phil

> I agree George.  That doesn't mean the story of freezing the balls off a
> brass monkey is a bogus story.  Maybe it never got that cold and it's just
> a story made up by the seamen.  However, the web site referenced in the
> thread totally discounts the story.  It's pretty hard to prove that no one
> ever said something, isn't it?
>
> Charlie
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "George Willer" <gwill at toast.net>
> To: "Antique tractor email discussion group"
> <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
> Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 9:09 AM
> Subject: Re: [AT] old expressions "Brass Monkey"
>
>
>> Charlie,
>>
>> The brass monkey thing is an example of a plausible exaggeration... much
>> like "colder than a witches tit".  Nobody really knows how cold one
>> might
>> be, but imagination can fill in the blanks.
>>
>> George Willer
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "charlie hill" <chill8 at cox.net>
>> To: "Antique tractor email discussion group"
>> <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
>> Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:45 AM
>> Subject: Re: [AT] old expressions "Brass Monkey"
>>
>>
>>> Thanks Bruce,
>>>
>>> So now we have established that there were brass devices for stacking
>> cannon
>>> balls and someone calls them "monkeys".  We know that brass and iron
>>> have
>>> different expansion rates.  Maybe not enough to make the balls roll off
>>> sitting flat but we are talking about conditions at sea.
>>>
>>> If no one minds I'll keep to the British Navy version of the story
>>> unless
>>> someone can prove to me that it NEVER happened notwithstanding some
>>> Johnny
>>> come lately Internet site that claims to know everything about
>>> everything.
>>>
>>> Charlie
>>>
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: <ROBBRUT at aol.com>
>>> To: <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
>>> Sent: Wednesday, August 02, 2006 6:19 PM
>>> Subject: Re: [AT] old expressions "Brass Monkey"
>>>
>>>
>>> >I was in England 7 years ago, helping the RAF's maintenance provider
>>> >(DARA).
>>> > One of the folks I worked closely with had a long-time friend who was
>> the
>>> > Naval officer responsible for Admiral Lord Nelson's flagship HMS
>> Victory,
>>> > It is the oldest  commissioned  warship in the world, and is still
>> manned
>>> > by
>>> > Officers and sailors of the Royal Navy. HMS Victory is the only
>> surviving
>>> > warship that fought in the American Revolution, the French
>>> Revolution,
>> and
>>> > the
>>> > Napoleonic Wars and is now the flagship of "the Second sea Lord and
>>> > Commander in
>>> > Chief Naval Home Command".
>>> > Since I was nearby, and it has a permanent berth (no. 2 Dry Dock at
>>> > Portsmouth Naval Base in Hampshire UK) my friend pulled some strings
>>> to
>>> > get he and I an
>>> > after hours guided tour.
>>> > During that tour, we were shown the brass monkeys, and the tale of
>>> > freezing
>>> > the balls off during extreme cold was told to us by our very official
>> and
>>> > practiced guide.
>>> > Although I was aware of conflicting data, I did not insult the very
>>> > dedicated
>>> > and distinguished gentleman who so graciously showed us both the
>>> > extraordinarily harsh working conditions and also the remarkable
>>> > technology of the era.
>>> >
>>> > -Bruce Thompson
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