Swedish humor (was Re: [AT] Some ads from the 10/8LancasterFarming

[charlie hill]

Great I was afraid it would get screwed up in the translation.

Charlie
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From: "Mattias Kessén" <mattias at linderson-mark-bygg.se>
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> LMAO
>
> I forvarded to several pepl and it vent strait fru my svedish spelcheck
>
> /Mattias
>
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> Skickat: den 12 oktober 2005 16:18
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> 10/8LancasterFarming
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>
> This is for you Mattias.  By the way.  We pretty much feel the same way
> about folks on your side of the pond.  LOL
>
>      The  European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
> English will be  the official language of the European Union rather than
> German, which  was the other possibility.
>
>      As part of the negotiations, the British  Government conceded that
> English spelling had some room for improvement and  has accepted a 5- year
> phase-in plan that would become known as  "Euro-English".
>
>      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".  Sertainly, this
> will make
>      the sivil servants jump with joy.
>
>      The hard  "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
>      konfusion, and  keyboards kan have one less  letter.
>
>      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when  the
> troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
>      fotograf 20% shorter.
>
>      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the  new spelling kan be
> expekted  to
>      reach the stage where more komplikated changes are  possible.
>
>      Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters  which have
> always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
>
>      Also, al wil  agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
> languag is
>      disgrasful and  it should go away.
>
>      By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such  as replasing 
> "th"
> with
>      "z" and "w" with "v".
>
>      During ze fifz yer, ze  unesesary "o" kan be dropd from  vords
> kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl  riten
> styl.
>
>      Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find  it ezi tu
> understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum  tru.
>
>      Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
> ze
>      forst plas.
>
>      If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza  pepl.
>
>
>
>
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