[AT] Fw: Truck & Tractor Tool Guide Part Two
jfgrant
jfgrant at triton.net
Wed Mar 16 23:22:48 PST 2005
Truck & Tractor Tools Part Two
ANGLE GRINDER - Device guaranteed to set fire to all the rags and open tins
of highly flammable cleaning fluids, at the far end of the shop, that you
were sure the sparks couldn't reach ..
DRILL - Device invented to find every blunt drill you own .. which, once
you miraculously find a sharp drill, is guaranteed to burn out, when you
have 2 critical holes left to drill ..
LARGE FLAT BLADE SCREWDRIVER - Device which beckons you to use it as a pry
bar and chisel .. and which, 30 seconds after you break the end off, doing
so .. is needed to undo those large flat blade screws you just discovered ..
SCREW EXTRACTORS - Cunning devices designed with just enough strength of
metal, that ensures they break off in the broken stud, just as the stud
starts to move .. the speed at which they break off, is directly in
proportion to the inaccessibility of the spot where the broken stud is
located ..
... and I'm sure, there's a lot more ....
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