[AT] Off topic but funny.

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A burglar breaks into a house one night and  hears a voice say, "Jesus is 
watching you."

He stops, hears nothing more,  and continues on. Shortly after, he hears 
again, "Jesus is watching you." He  looks around and finds a parrot.

He asks the parrot, "Were you saying  that?"

"Yes," the parrot answers.

"Well, what is your name?" asks  the burglar.

The parrot replies, "Moses."

"Moses," the burglar  laughs. "Who would be stupid enough to name a parrot 
Moses?"

The parrot  says, "The same person who named the rottweiler Jesus." 


Walt  Davies
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