[AT] OT-- LAW or maybe not so OT

[Wayne Snelling]

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

 

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

 

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, 
the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

 

Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster 
than the One you are in now.

 

Bath THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with 
someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

THEATRE RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive 
last.

 

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you 
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 
Wayne
Plainview, TX