[AT] Thanks all who have made my turkey a pleasure here is one youto laugh at.

[Mattias Kessén]

Happy thanksgiving for those who celebrates it (we don't). Good story, Magdalena liked it to.

/Mattias


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> 
>  
> Subject: Parrot With An Attitude
> 
> A young man named John received a  parrot as a gift.  The parrot had a bad 
> attitude and an even worse  vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird's mouth was 
> rude, obnoxious, and  laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the 
> bird's attitude by  consistently saying only polite words, playing soft 
> music, and anything else he  could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. 
> Finally, John was fed up,  and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. 
> John shook the parrot, and  the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in 
> desperation, threw up his hand,  grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer.
> 
> For a few minutes the  parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.  Then 
> suddenly there was total  quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing 
> that he'd hurt  the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.  The 
> parrot calmly  stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I 
> may have  offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely 
> remorseful  for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I 
> can to  correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
> 
> John was stunned at the  change in the bird's attitude.  As he was about to 
> ask the parrot what had  made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird 
> continued, "May I ask what  the turkey did?"
> 
> HAPPY THANKSGIVING
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Walt  Davies
> Cooper Hollow Farm
> Monmouth, OR 97361
> 503 623-0460 
> 
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