[AT] Old saying (often said around old tractors)

[Robinson]

	My father used a lot of old expressions like:

Too dumb to pour p!$$ out of a boot.

Not smart enough to pour sand down a rat hole.

There is only one blacksmith in hell and he is there for pounding on 
cold iron.

When you take short strokes with a hack-saw it keeps rapidly saying 
"stupid, stupid, stupid". When you take long smooth strokes it says 
"Goood booy, goood booy, Goood booy".

One I never really did figure out completely was "You are standing 
wrong, get your ass behind you".

Then there is the one many of us probably heard while cutting trees was 
"I don't care if you saw or not but quit dragging your feet"...



	A buddy of mine was being "approached" by a lady co-worker that he had 
no interest in. She finally got tired of him trying to ignore her and 
said to him... "You are so dumb that if you fell into a bucket of boobs 
you would come up sucking your thumb!!!"...   :-)


	Any of those ring a bell?
-- 



"farmer"

I was going to mention something cute about my failing memory but I have 
forgotten it already...  :-)


Francis Robinson
Central Indiana USA
robinson at svs.net