[AT] OT (or maybe not) Home remedies

[CWI47 at comcast.net]

They could make one of them Priceless commercials out of that one:-}  And
George Please send me your email address off list since My old/new computer
got flooded and I replaced with this new/new one I havn't had it.
cwi47 at comcast.net
BTW You guys will have to let me know when that Cub/Torchfest is since I've
no idea.  Want to try and make Portland this year.  But with my "wedding"
coming up May 15th. Yep old geezer doin it again things have been rather
frantic.  Especially since I'm on the road at shows 50 weekends a year.
Livin back in the city has "Not" grown on me, even though GR is beautiful.
But, Marsha sure has:-}.  Retired Army Chaplain/Colonel doing the ceremony.
Any and all invited just must know in advance and only had 75 invites (at
$6+ each) paper sure has gotten expensive since I got married before:-}  Low
key affair at the Creston VFW Hall afternoon of Saturday May 15th.
Share/rant over!
John Cable
In Lower Slower Western Michigan
Grand Rapids, MI
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Kiser, Rick" <rkiser at islandhospital.org>
To: <at at lists.antique-tractor.com>
Sent: Monday, March 08, 2004 12:20 PM
Subject: [AT] OT (or maybe not) Home remedies


> Because of the "dangerous to ourselves" members of this list, I thought
this might be handy.... <grin>
>
> RickinNW-WA
>
>
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
>
> 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will
forget about the tooth ache.
>
> AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really
are:
>
> You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
> should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
>
>
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