[AT] O/T 13 Points of life

[Steve W.]

 Subject: 13 Points of life

Might help with the cabin fever...


      13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
      12. Life is sexually transmitted.
      11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
      10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without
      an erection make him a sandwich!
      9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person
      to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
      8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for
anything,
      but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.
      7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
      6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
      5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
      attention to criticism.
      4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and
a
      substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
      3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
      world  is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
      2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have
      come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
      first.
      AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
      You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here
legally,
      but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as
      10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days
late with
      a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put
      Blockbuster in charge of immigration.